China Massage

Although the atmosphere is a little strange, the massage folks are friendly and do a fair job. If you are expecting something like a chiropractic massage, then this is not for you. If you are looking for a fair product for a fair price that is convenient and uncomplicated, this is your place. No frills, sure, but they are flexible and can usually accommodate a last minute request. The rooms are clean but sparse — no showers, not hot stones, just a good old fashioned massage to relieve stress and provide a relaxing atmosphere for a short time. The best thing — their English is not very good so you never run the chance of getting a CHATTY massage therapist (my pet peeve).

1. DO NOT GO HERE!!! Shady business practice.
2. The lady working there barely spoke English.
3. I specifically asked for a MALE massage therapist because I wanted someone STRONG for a DEEP TISSUE massage. I clarified that to her THREE TIMES.
4. She said YES three times, then told me to pay up front.
5. By the way paying by a credit card is a $ 3 extra charge.
6. I then got into my massage room and disrobed into my undies. A few minutes later, the same lady showed up.
7. I asked her where is the male therapist.
8. She played dumb and acted like she didn’t understand what I was saying.
9. Then she finally said «Oh! You wanted a man! No. No man!»
10. (insert WTF face here)
11. Then she said «But. i give you deep tissue massage! Strong! Okay?»
12. Since, I already paid and I was already disrobed, i was like: What the hell. As long as she’s strong!
13. WRONG! She was not strong enough –as I expected.
14. She asked if the pressure was okay. I was like, STRONGER!
15. She TRIED, but it was still not strong enough.
16. She then tried to use her whole body weight (walked on my back).
17. Sorry, But feet is not the same as massaging with hands.
18. She then tried to use pressured with her elbow, but it was just her bone digging in.
19. I workout 6 times a week. My tissues can get very tense. So, when i asked for ‘DEEP TISSUE” i mean it. I think she realised this was way over her skills and strength about 10 minutes into the session.
20. If youre a therapist that cant do a real deep tissue, just admit it. it will save us both time.
20. Overall, I will never go back here again because of her shady way of business practice.
PS. Since you pay upfront BEFORE you even get your massage, Tip has to be in cash.

Awesome massages they massage every part of your body

Had four walls so I can’t complain. The owner was far out with his 70s dew, which is cool; but a deep tissue needs to be with someone who can give it her all without using her nails, man. And what was with the pipes banging next to room one? Really a drag. Never goin’ back.