Ez Auto Care

True Stories from EZ Auto (or)
How I Learned to Quit Worrying and Love the Volksdoktor
I swear I am not making this up.
A friend of mine got a break job from EZ auto several years ago. He picks his car up and while on I64 one of his tires came off. He had his vehicle towed back to EZ Auto to ask WTF? The mechanic’s reply, «Maybe one of your friends is playing a trick on you.» Really? Haha Ben, you’re dead! Hilarious!
I used to take my VW Beetle to EZ Auto for oil changes. When I picked my car up the gauges were all going to the extreme right. I notified the woman working the desk and she got the mechanic. First thing out of the mechanic’s mouth, «I hate your fucking car!» Really? What happened, and again I swear I’m not making this up, the mechanic could not figure out how to get the key out of the ignition. This somehow made him think my battery was dead. It makes no sense but that’s his story and he’s sticking to it. So what does he do??? He jump starts my car while it’s running and fucked up the computer in my car.
I kept telling the mechanic nothing he said made sense. I showed him how the key came out of the ignition. I told him he’d be responsible for the repair to my car. Mechanic claimed he «Didn’t do shit» and stormed off.
You have been warned.