Mr. Binky’s

It was my greatest pleasure to bring my coworker, Nick, to this lovely establishment so that he could experience the glory holes like he always wanted. I spent an hour perusing the selection while he spent his time in the back rooms. I found that the staff was extremely helpful, and he came out smiling like a clam!

This is a joint I mainly go to for buying gag gifts for «Dirty Santa» events and other similar parties. They have a selection of naughty movies and adult themed «toys» and a few outfits that you can peruse. This is probably a good spot for bachelorette parties to stock up on the naughty rando crap they like to haul around Bourbon Street. It is located way off in the middle of an industrial park and can be a bit challenging to find as they keep a low profile of their building despite their many blinged up billboards.

A Pro-​Domme and a Sadist walk in to Mr. Binky’s one day… yeah, no. Huge let down. The cute name and back road entrance near truck stops made it seem enticing in a Quentin Tarantino kind of way and made the ½ hr drive from the FQ tolerable… until we walked in. The bright lights, open empty space and Wal-​Mart feel made for a very unsexy environment. I stopped and scanned, immediately noticing a huge section overflowing with bachelorette/​party favors then aisles and aisles of neatly stacked vibrators/​dildos and videos. Yawn. Very vanilla. I dove in and scoured the entire store looking for the fetish section and found ‘it’ on the furthest, most smallest real estate on a back corner of a wall. Disappointing to say the least but if that ’50 shades’ (of Disney) blew your skirt up, then you will be just fine here. If not, stop in Second Skin and ask Justin to lower the 9′ leather cage for you. ;)

I’m been thinking about this long and hard.
How can I write a review that won’t portray me as a sleazy, perverted, sex crazed slut? Would this thought be tempered if I mention that I came here on a hunt for a bachelorette party favors, so technically, not for me? If I do, will anyone believe me?
I decided to go with straight, and to the point: It’s clean, quiet, even though they had the radio on, well lit (bright florescent lamps). It was me and the store clerk, who seemed to be helpful if you asked, but I didn’t. It was surprisingly sterile. Their selection was minimal, and definitely very small in comparison to Good Vibrations in San Francisco.
If you’re in a really tight jam, and not too picky, I would recommend this place.
Note: This review is for the main store area. I did not go into the back movie viewing rooms… that’s an adventure for another day.