Deli-Mart

I’m a regular customer there and bought some $ 8 fancy honey lavender cheese but when I got it home it was all moody on the inside and they would not let me return it because I hadn’t kept my receipt. If you’re selling products that have gone bad and won’t let people return them even for a store credit you don’t deserve my business.

Last night we stepped inside to get some flowers. A friend had died recently, and we wanted to get flowers to pay our respects. We pick a bunch a yellow pom-​poms for $ 4.99.
Usually when you purchase flowers from a deli, they wrap up the flowers with no problem. If it’s for your home, sometimes you have to stop the counter guy from wrapping it up, to prevent paper from being wasted.
Last night was an exception. The guy just takes our money and expected us to take the flowers as is. Which usually not a problem for me, but this time it was to pay respects to someone who had just passed.
«That’s all?» I said.
So the deli douche decides to make a joke out of it. He wraps up the stems in a clear deli bag. When he notices the looks on our faces, he continued to laugh, as if we had gotten the joke. My boyfriend asks the douche to wrap the flowers up, since it was for a friend. So the counter-​douche does, and he does a shitty job at it. Oh, and his last joke: «Okay, that’s ten dollars!» Our eyebrows raised, and he quickly says «oh, I’m just kidding, just kidding… it’s a joke. That’s $ 4.99…»
So this ass thought he was Triumph The Insult Comic Dog. But the puppet is ten times funnier than this guy will ever be. I just snatched the flowers and walked out.
Next time I’ll go to this deli… FOR ME TO POOP ON!