Jake’s Express Coffeehouse

Awful.
Everyone behind the counter seems to be walking around in circles, bumping into each other, audibly making noises that don’t seem to make much sense. No, it’s not helping. Stop stocking the potato chips and make this line mooooove.
Wave your hands in the air, like ya just don’t care — because they don’t.
Service takes forever. Coffee is acrid. Food is blah. How they managed to make a ham, egg, and cheese on a roll that dry is beyond me.
You are better off:
.Getting food at Starbucks
.Getting breakfast at the diner
.Getting breakfast next door, which is a 19 egg/​slab of bacon breakfast calzone
.Skipping food altogether

Literally the worst latte I ever had. Threw half if it out because it was too disgusting to finish.

I wasnt expecting much from an airport code shop, but this place has redefined awful. The coffee is a burnt, undrinkable mess, the cream and milk containers had not been cleaned in so long there was disgusting white dried up crap all over the spout. I never thought i would be wishing for a Starbucks.

I stopped in here looking for something sweet before getting on board and was happy to see some totally amazing-​looking cannolis in the case. I figured that they had to be good, I’m in New JOISY, right? (Too much?)
While literally every person I encountered in the airport was just cold and mean, the nice lady manning the counter here was sweet and gave me not only the cannoli I ordered, but gave me another one that had broken in the case for free! Two cannolis for $ 3.69 in an an airport? I’ll take it!
They were also totes delicious.

Ughh. Last resort only — nah — skip it. The coffee wound up in the trash.

I know what you’re thinking…“What did you expect from an airport coffee shop?!”…but MAN, this place was pretty awful! $ 2 for an 8 oz styrafoam cup of cold barely flavored hazelnut coffee and $ 4 for a tiny slice of hard and rubbery «NY Cheesecake». Bleh!