Sonic Drive-In

One of the things I like about Sonic is the fact they have an unique special every month. I’m not sure if it was the special or just something new they added to the menu but I stopped a few days ago on the way home and ordered their boneless chicken wings.
I had a choice of six flavors and you were allowed to pick two for each order so I picked the one with the less amount of heat (garlic Parmesan) and the one with the most amount of heat (flaming sweat of the fiery balrog). The garlic Parmesan was delicious and I flew through those like they were M&M’s. Then I came to the unholy chicken that was belched from the flowing magma of the Earth’s core.
Two! Two pieces was all I could take. Suddenly I turned into a Daffy Duck cartoon. I’m pretty sure steam was actually coming out of my ears. I start sweating, shaking, and hallucinating. I think I even experienced time travel for a few seconds.
I was beaten by Sonic. I can no longer hold my head high. Thanks a lot, Sonic.