Under the Willow Tree Consignment

A little consignment shop that specializes in shabby, distressed furniture and other oddities. You could find a gem here, but you’ll have to pay for it too.
They offer furniture restoration classes through Tri-​county Furniture. I wanted to enroll, so I called. The guy who answered didn’t know what I was talking about so he put the reciever on the counter without putting me on hold (thud) and screamed something unintelligible that sounded like, «Momma, come an’ git the phoaaaaaaan.» Momma hollered back, thundered down the stairs and informed me that classes were $ 140 a pop. So I hung up disappointed… it was awkward… and it didn’t end there. Twenty minutes later, I recieved a voicemail, «Hi, I was just calling to figure out if this was the number of a person who was trying to call about a furniture class. If you could call back…» …I’ve decided to let this particular opportunity pass me by. Probably my loss.