Varner Sight and Sound

What a day.
You lost the Shea Homes account.
Your boss threatened you with a demotion.
And on the way home from work, less than a mile from the house, a radar cop busts you for speeding.
The only thing left now is to come home and find your wife doing the pest control guy… ewwww.
You can’t save the Shea account. Not after the purchasing manager saw you making that hand-​jerk motion to your co-​worker when you thought he wasn’t looking.
Your demotion was inevitable… just looking for the right time to happen.
And you should have thought twice before buying her those double-d’s. (Did you really think they were for you???)
But there IS something you can do about the radar cop.
Call Richard Varner.
Richard, whom I’ve known for many years, and is undeniably the most knowledgeable person when it comes to radar avoidance systems, will hook you up.
Ask for the front and rear in-​dash detectors with a scrambling unit, and you can say goodbye to driving school forever.
And those stupid blinking portable radar units flashing «Your speed is» sitting on the side of the road?
You’ll have fun with them.
When approaching one, your front detector will sound and blink (a tiny red LED light installed in your dash) telling you to slow down.
Only you speed up when everyone else is slowing down.
Now watch, as the scrambler works its magic.
81−12−34−65−104−42. The unit won’t know whether to shit or go blind as you race past, leaving everyone else in the dust.
You showed them, as they slow to 25 while you accelerate to 50.
But they don’t put those portable radar units out there for nothing asshole.
There’s a backhoe just around the corner… in the middle of the road… and it’s got Porsche 996 Turbo written all over it.
At least it will in a moment.
Richard can’t help you with backhoe avoidance systems, but if there was a device out there to do so, you can bet he could install it professionally.