Club 205

Worst service. Wanted to give my wife a table dance spend money refused entry at 1:34 am.

Hubby and I where looking for some good adult fun. FOUND it! Service was good, drinks where good, girls where gorgeous. There are three tables and so you get to see them all so if you can’t move to a different table, they will eventually come to you so to speak. I got a little special attention, (wink wink) which made my night. This place has been around for ever, glad I finally made it in. will be back for sure. Thanks for a great night.

Wife and I took some out of town friends here last night (after a poor decision to go the Spearmint Rhino… see my other review from the same night), great dancers, cheap drinks, and friendly and efficient staff. Girls were way better dancers, better pole work by far, better looking, you name it. Nine out of ten girls were knockouts, one or two were more interested in talking then dancing but there were three stages going all night so it wasn’t an issue. No hard push for lap dances and all the girls were super nice. We will be back for sure!

Pushy bartenders. As soon as you walk in they pounce on you, don’t even greet you and insist you buy a drink in order to stay in the club. They also want you to buy the drink right away… so you haven’t even been inside for a minute and you’re being harassed. So if you were waiting for some friends, you have to believe you would be forced to buy a drink (right away too) even though your friends haven’t yet arrived.
I would say their business model is terrible. A customer wants a hassle-​free experience so if you’re rude, pushy, harassing them and can’t even be bothered to greet them in the first place… why the hell would I want to spend money in your place? Stupid idiots.
Obviously I didn’t last more than 2 mins 30 seconds in there after being harassed a few times over having to buy a lousy drink.
Just not worth the time and trouble.
Additional tips:
1. The place was pretty cramped.
2. Music was some type of rock and roll stuff (not my thing)
3. The strippers were all white. No ethnicity variety.
4. Stripper were heavily tatted up.
5. Parking lot is small.

Went on a Friday around 9pm. Wasn’t too busy at first but they started to pile in later. The drink prices are really good compared to other places $ 3 for a miller. There are three pole pits, basically a pole in a circular enclosement. Patrons can sit at each pole pit and give tips. The place is not very big. Average cleanliness with a neon red glow thorought the club. The girls are for the most part young with beautiful faces. I’m a boob guy though so they were a little underwhelming for me. But the girls were all fit and hot in other ways. Great pole tricks too, I almost feel like they all went to school for it, lol.

The girls are beautiful. The drinks are cheap. The location is great. I’ve been to many strip clubs and, (I’m biased because it’s right by my house) the tables are amazing! They are in a hexagon shape so everyone gets to enjoy the ladies. That is my favorite part about 205 — the girls, and then the stages. They are so efficient — everyone gets to watch up close, they dance right in front of you (with tip of course) and they love the ladies! Bring your girl down, that is, if she is dope and willing.
***Girls are super hot, sexy, fit, beautiful, sweet, nice, classy.

Usually hot looking dancers, good looking and friendly waitresses, happy hour every day, 2 stages with seating right of the stage with great view. No cover.
All with all, a good club to have a good time.

We left a couple places and ended up at this old favorite, glad we did the dancers were top notch and the waitress was great. This would have been a 5 star but Thursday the night we went the bartender was the only weak link. No cover, good drink selections and overall good staff makes this a good spot to check out. A couple small changes or a small updates and this could be a 5 star

Most beautiful dancers and really sweet in really great hamburgers and fries and great prices and great location across the street from mystic

I don’t do strip clubs but Club 205 is excellent and I would go back anytime. No cover. Clean. Friendly staff (Monique and Chris are awesome). Excellent music including dubstep, rock and hip-​hop. Cheap drinks (a little over $ 5 for a nice hefeweizen). Even without the girls, I’d go just to have a drink and listen to some kick-​ass music. The girls are smoking hot and great at what they do. There’s no reason to go anywhere else.

Awesome club, was great… but…Stripper asked to hit my e cigarette, I said NO, so she had the bouncer kick us out… highly questionable

Club 205 use to be one of the better gentlemen clubs to hangout at with the boys, but the girls that they’re bringing in are not entertaining as the girls in the past. The girls aren’t that friendly, open, and wild as the girls at Mystics.
Club 205 needs to step up their game and start bring in some better dancers if they want to compete with the other stiff competition.
If you want more bang for you buck, check out the girls at Mystic (across the street).

My city tour guide took me here on a whim, plus it was closest to where we were leaving… I was not aware yet what I was to experience… I thought only in movies would you see this type of bar. We walk in about 45 more min to closing time, the bar was pretty full, mainly of the MALE gender aside from the topless dancers & waitresses & MYSELF. Everyone there was super friendly. Some of the dancers should be recruited to Cirque du’ Soleil I tell you… maybe I was tired, maybe because it was almost closing time, maybe it was just the surprise of being taken there, but I was just not feeling it & we left before our first beer. Kudos to all the ladies there !

So I used to say that Casa Diablo was THE strip club to go to in PDX, I was wrong.
I was introduced to the joys of Club 205 last month and I’m wondering what took so long. The girls are cute (some hot, some not so hot) and the staff is friendly, there are three stages… you’re thinking yeah yeah same with every other strip club.
No.
As a female it’s hard to impress me as a stripper. Yeah you have boobs, they look nice, but what else? These strippers are full of character. I didn’t catch their names but there are a few that I got excited to see them walk up to our stage. Some that can really put on a show and others that are funny as hell. There’s something about a beautiful naked lady sprawled out in front of you cracking jokes. That’s hot.
Top that will no cover and you got a winner.
My only advice is come prepared with ones. We had a couple times where we were trying to get change but the waitress was all out.

Club 205 is not your typical restaurant lounge. You will get your hard earned money worth here!
Big Thank you to my Unilocal Elite friend, Anna N for recommending this place.
Yes, it has two clean bars. Good music from a DJ. Decent drink prices and nice prices on the food menu… the most expensive item is $ 11. I heard the gyros and steak is pretty good.
Club 205 stands out from the rest, is their entertainment with the hottest girls around. I’m pretty picky. It’s my birthday. All I see is flawless girls knowing how to use that pole. One after another keeps coming out of this door called hard bodies.
I’m not kidding… everyone one is FINE as hell. I had to wipe the drool off my buddies, I swear. lol
Three round stages and all clean fun. No vip sections just dollar dollar bills y’all.
The staff is super efficient and friendly, my cute waitress with short blond hair even semi-​rape my arms and said thank you afterwards. lol
This place puts WA to shame because not only our strip joints don’t serve alcohol, or food or have as many fine girls. Plain & simple, this spot is for both guys and girls for cheap drinks, a good meal and enjoy the hottest girls shaking their money makers… I saw many couples and group of girl patrons here.
Only bad thing is a $ 5 cover charge but it is all worth it since this place is an awesome place for prefunking until your next destination.
Just make sure you have those dollar dollar bills ready! Thought Seattle was rainy, but this spot makes it RAIN!!!
Highly Recommended.

I paid this place a visit on Christmas Eve, and I had a lot of fun. Their Asian dancer with the back piece is arguably the most attractive Asian woman I’ve ever seen.
However, the most attractive dancer here asked me, «Can I get a dollar?,» which seemed like the lamest thing ever to me. I mean, she works at a strip club, not a strip charity. She should be willing to work for her money. For this reason, and because some of their dancers were a little stickly, I’m giving this place a 3.

You know those little reminders that pop up on the Unilocal home page? The one that tells you «Your next review awaits…»? Well, I woke up today and Unilocal reminded me that due to some glaring omission I have yet to review Club 205!
Well, lets fix that.
Club 205 is definitely on the wrong side of the tracks. Or at least the wrong side of I-​205. Because as we Portlanders know (at least those of us who live near 82^nd), once you get past 205, everything changes. For better? For worse? You be the judge. But I can say with confidence that an oasis of normal does exist just outside the boundary of the Portland core, and it’s this bar.
Hot ladies, cheap drinks, decent DJ and music, and a fairly clean bar. Yes, I know what you’re thinking. And believe me when I say — you’ll be as surprised as I was the first time I set foot in here. While I’ve only been in a couple of times on bachelor parties, every time it has startled me how decent this bar is. Club 205 would easily hold its own were it located close to, or in, downtown. Yet it’s on the fringe.
While I can’t speak to the food, I saw a ton of people eating steaks and other dinners here. And they looked stoked. I don’t usually dine at gentlemen’s clubs but I may have to sample the fare some time. Also, the well drinks are super crazy cheap during the daytime hours. So if you need an entertaining and cheap day drunk, this may just be the place for you.
Try it some time, I bet you’ll be surprised.

Come here for some steak and legs! All these girls were so flawless. Most of the girls were very friendly and knew how to work it. The people who worked here were extremely nice to us as well as the patrons.
I didn’t get to try the steak here since we got there too late. Definately need to come back as I heard it’s pretty tasty.

This place is a happy medium between local bars that happen to have naked wimmins and flashy Vegas joints. Club 205 is all business, but not too stuffy or self important.
The girls are usually hot. More likely to be blond and implanted than dyed black and tatt’d up, which is kind of a nice change to what a lot of places are doing now.
I haven’t eaten here in a while but i recall the food being pretty good.
The bar isn’t very big and sited where you really can’t see any of the stages, which is smart on their part. There’s a smaller bar in the opposite corner where you can be closer to the action. As an aside, places like that, near but not on the stage, are often referred to as «Sniffer’s Row».
The parking lot is small, but I think people get away with parking at the lot of the abandoned Hooter’s across the street.

A week of debauchery, strippers and shenanigans was quickly condensed into one night out drinking with a few close friends. With the TLB out of town for over a week, I expected to make the rounds, relive the glory days of my single years and spread my temporary wings of freedom. The freedom to stay home, watch sports, play video games and drink beer ended up winning the overall battle for my attention. I must be getting old.
For my one night out sans the Tall Leggy One, I did manage to meet up with some close compadres for a few drinks at East Burn. Come to find out, Tuesdays is $ 2 pint night, which is an excellent way for any quick night out for the purpose of making a cameo appearance, turn into a much longer evening in the staring role.
And when it comes to Tuesdays, East Burn certainly is not the only place where the deuces are wild. So as we prepared to depart EB, our group of friends (both male and female) decided to make a quick stop at Club 205 for a little Two fer Tuesdays action. This weekly happening at 205 features not just one… but two dancers shaking their money makers per stage for your entertainment.
For a lot of us, 205 has always been a favorite. As a friend was telling me, the girls at 205 seem to fall somewhere between the perfect body, fake, stuck up plastic dancers and the dirty, missing teeth, bullet hole scared nasty ones. Yes, a nice happy medium can be found at Club 205.
For me, it was a little strange upon arriving to not see some familiar faces that night. Obviously if I am speaking of faces, I am referring to the staff and not the talent, as I tend to only remember their other assets. Sadly, Vinny can no longer be found working the bar, and the front door is no longer being handled by Super Dave.
Beer selection at 205 is decent, drinks are good and the girls tend to be on the attractive, friendly and approachable side. Yeah, the patrons skew towards the baseball cap wearing frat crowd, but the place is clean and offers several different vantages from which to enjoy the entertainment. I did find myself for the first time in my life thinking that these girls of «legal» age seemed to look a little young. Have I reached that dirty old man stage? When the «legal» age is now half of your own age, is that when it kind of gets creepy?
Despite these fleeting thoughts of age and morality, I put aside the concerns, opened up my wallet, and with my Sister from Another Mister made an appearance at the rack with a nice roll of ones that desperately needed to find a new home in some dancer’s g string in order to further her educational aspirations.
As a big fan and proponent of «two at one time» events, I have to say that Two fer Tuesdays is an excellent way to spend an evening as us Portlanders do best… drunk in a strip club.