Perko’s Cafe

Not sure if we just caught these people on a bad day, but nothing was very good for our visit here. The waitress was polite enough. Chicken fried steak was terrible. The potatoes looked so bad I didn’t try them. My wife ordered a french dip. Her fries were obviously burnt and the waitress told us to «let her know if they’re too crispy»; How long does it take to drop some new fries? We decided to bug out but were trapped at the register for 20 mins while the girl at the register chatted with some guys who were ahead of us in line and then apologized for the wait. There are plenty of places to eat breakfast in town, don’t waste your time here.

Located in Westside Village Westside Perko’s as about as local yocal as you can get. To get in you have to drive a pick-​up truck, a Harley or a brown Buick that always has the left turn signal blinking.
This place serves food your mom used to cook (my mom really wasn’t all that great). Food your mom should not have cooked. And there’s food like the kind old dad F’ed up. Sorry Dad, but you really should have stayed the hell out the kitchen.
The graybeards flock to this Perko’s and the Hartnell for their righteous senior breakfast special. $ 5.99 includes beverage and a choice of three breakfast items. One senior I watched ordered two eggs, ham and a stack of pancakes. Dude was loving his five ninety-​nine breakfast. .. just like the kind his wife should have made him.
The breakfast special is available to non-​seniors but without beverage. Instead you’ll have a choice of 4 items instead of 3. Still a deal at 5.99.
Fast friendly service. Middle age cute waitresses. .. . everyone is called «Hon» or «honey» here.
Nice sized portions. No hairs in food. All told not bad for the money.
This place is next to Rite Aid, Quick Cuts and U-​Save Market. Eat. Convenient shopping.
Four stars instead of five. The place needs remodeling and the waitress chicks talk too much to each other when they should be making over handsome me.