Kris Dim Personal Training & Nutrition

This place is closed!

Kris Dim used to be one of those bodybuilders, you know the kind – super shiny, bronze, with veins protruding from overzealous muscles. Well, he looks nothing like that now, but he’s still in great shape and judging from his body, I trust that he knows what he’s doing.
His fitness room is tiny. There’s one changing room with a tiny shower in the back and one bathroom with two stalls. Top 40’s plays over the speakers, but it’s not loud enough to drown out the sound of your body cursing the day you exited stage left out of your mother’s womb.
After just one of his workouts, I was so brokedown, I probably could’ve applied for disability checks and gotten approved. My legs jelloed down stairs (read: I fell down the stairs) and no matter how much I wanted to hurry across the street those turning cars were gonna just have to wait. I was goin nowhere fast.
This crap went on for at least three days.
The upside is, once my body rebuilt itself, ooooooooweeee my muscles were so cut, I would’ve felt confident taking on Captain America and his tacky shield… must’ve been the increased testosterone levels.
His sessions are pricey, but well worth it. He will not beg you to work hard, and he won’t yell in your face. Either do the work and get the results or don’t.
Here’s why Kris Dim loses a star:
Considering how small the workout area is, I wish he were more welcoming and friendly. It’s not like you can draw energy from the masses of sweating bodies around you so, it would help if he generated bigger energy.
Communicating via text is unprofessional to me, but that’s his thing.
Bottom line. If you came to get ripped, you came to the right place. If you’re worried about breaking a nail, screwed thou art.