MacArthur Parade Field

I love this field and all its confusion in the actual length of this damn track. So there are three ‘rings’ which in an ideal world, would make sense to have them as .25 mile, .50 mile, and a mile, right? But nooooooo… how about .50, .70, and 1.25??? Oh, and that answer is dependent on who you ask, what time of day it is, where you’re standing, how many kids you have, if you’re male or female, the distance from the sun, and if it’s a quarter moon, full moon, or new moon. Because the answer changes all the time. And forget about the sign posted listing the distance because you’ll spend more time trying to figure THAT thing out than trying to answer this: If you start with a -‘ve supercoiled DNA strand from a human genome and use topoisomerase IB, how will you get the DNA to be +‘ve supercoiled?
Yes, a few of my co-​workers and I have even used our GPS and running apps and we STILL come out with different answers. I only really use this track because it’s convenient from where I work but if I’m tracking my distance, forget it!