Rz Pure Water 8

Now some people think h2o is just that; hydrogen two molecules…
Oh nevermind,
I don’t want to lose y’all in scientific mumbo jumbo talk.
Now what I do want to explain is this radically new system called Rz Pure Water 8.
Now you have your «water»
and then you have what some people call pure water.
I have seen organic water also. Don’t be fooled folks.
That there ain’t nothing new. Well back in the day they had spring water, mineral water, well water, hell I’ve even seen dry water.
But this there ain’t no Rz Pure Water 8.
Nope folks, It ain’t.
What Rz Pure Water 8 is: it is Rubidium Zicon Pure Water 8.
What this here place does is take a rubidium «lazar» and shine it through
one of those fake diamonds that is genetically altered and produced to be better
than a diamond.
Now, what this genetically altered superior diamond does is take this here rubidium «lazar» and intensify it to a minute beam.
It will plum near blast through a Wells Fargo vault, it will.
Hell. Even the government is using them on those satellites flying through our atmosphere and space.
Anyways…
That there genetically altered magnified «lazar» gets beamed through a finite hole.
Finite means small folks. Sorry, not trying to lose ya.
So the «lazar» blasts through the water eight times and makes it better.
Rz Pure Water 8,
it just ain’t h2o it is Rz Pure Water 8.
And don’t be going rushin’ and pushin’ people down to get this superior water.
No.
This here establishment has multiple faucets for you to get your bottles full of
Rz Pure Water 8. And the staff is super helpful and will answer any of y’all questions with a smile. As you delve into a new life with their clean pure fresh h2o.
*not all statements made in this review are scientifically proven nor does the government recognize these statements. Check with your local Rz Pure Water 8 representative for a proper explanation of how things are actually done.

I like this place… BEST WATER IN SOUTH SAN DIEGO!

Best Watereria in the south bay. Filters are regularly changed. The flavor is second to none. Go inside though as the vending machine NEEDS to and is cleaned every morning.