Hodaka/Kevo/Junie’s Place

After reading the rave reviews on Unilocal,we decided to check this place out. The wait isn’t too long. and they keep you entertained. [read: watch Hodaka play Xbox Football]. You can booze it up, curl up in a blanket on the couch and watch the 80’s version of The Transformers Movie, search for the porn stash, exchange shirts, or discover the many functions of plastic hangers and wooden spatulas [read: protect your ass at all times].
Service was a bit slow, but we did order fried chicken for 20 people. You can help out in the kitchen though. [read: learn from the master of Mochiko] Crumb Kevo’s bread, peel some potatoes, unsuccessfully attempt to chop them uniformly, pound meat with your fists [not that kind of meat], and fry some chicken [read: hide behind someone when the oil splatters, and stare at oil for twenty minutes]. Once done, watch people get drunk… craziness is imminent.
Come here for the bromantic atmosphere [read: man-​love],

This is a great place. Plus it is stagering distance from my house.
Great fried chicken
Fun, laughs and good conversation.
A place for jackassery and thom foolery.
This is a shoe free zone. So don’t have holes in your socks.
Lots of hangers of different varieties here to get your Joan Crawford on.

Edit — I have been informed that there was in fact porn in the house. Sadly, I did not find it and the switching of clothes and the like happened after I left… hmmph!
Original review:
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No porn in the house… do I need to go into more detail?

Hey,
I didn’t know their was porn!
No one told me about it.
I didn’t know that they are dirty too!
I missed it!
…can’t stop thinking about it.
P.S.
Omusubi was really good with the GREAT Mochiko-​Chicken!
BTW, Hey, Omar was on TV?

* gunther is appreciated here
* always grinding on some ono eats and many rounds of shots
* somehow dragon lounge is always a part of the plan when coming here
* serious gaming going on with their killer driving setup and beautiful 46″ flatscreen
* yesterday was the only time i was really chillin sober with them yet my pants still came off… monkeys in HD kinda has that affect on me =)

Holy mochiko chicken! +5 (The chicken was THAT good!)
Kevo, Junie, Hodaka +3 BILLION
Big backyard — When’s the BBQ?! +1
Plenty of parking +1
Far away from my house –2
Basi, I found the porn. +1
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5+ stars!

Where is home? Home is where the heart can laugh without shyness. Home is where the heart’s tears can dry at their own pace. –Vernon Baker.
Home is where the heart is. You can come to our home to:
Find parking
Eat
Drown your sorrows
BBQ
Play xbox
Sober up before heading home
Leave your Wii
Crash a BBQ
Leave your PS3
Work on your moto
Leave your cooler
Clam Bake
Store your moto
Do laundry
Borrow tools
Bring Your Kid
Watch moto racing
Watch videos
Karaōke without a karaōke machine
Stay over
Poo
Connect our entertainment system
Come over to rendezvous to go to Dragon Lounge
Watch Cars the movie and get a stiffy over Miss Sally
Take a nap
Get silly
Get your eyebrows plucked
Catch a cold
Play Go fish!
Watch Kim’s of Comedy with Euge for the 739^th time.
Go into a food coma
Wash my spinach
Wash my chicken
Crumb my bread
Get a spanking
Play musical-​clothes swap
Bring your love-​interest
Wear my boxers (???)
Get me drunk
Hang out with good friends.
I’ll leave you with a quote from the Wizard of Oz.
Oh, but anyway, Toto, we’re home. Home! And this is my room, and you’re all here. And I’m not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and — oh, Auntie Em — there’s no place like home! — Dorothy