Mike D’s Carnitas

I’d heard women say, «When you know, you know,» and I had no idea what they were talking about. The first time I put Mike D’s meat in my mouth, I immediately knew: This is the man I wanted to make babies with.
After fixing up a few more carnitas tacos, I walked up and asked him point blank if we could make some kids. He agreed on the condition that I check with my supremely awesome boyfriend first, so I did. My beloved added a few conditions but ultimately gave the green light. Now, if you have to ask why a perfectly handsome and reasonable man would ever agree to this sort of thing, you’ve clearly never had Mike D’s carnitas. I feel sorry for you.
Behold, partake, and believe in the power of this man’s meat because it is beyond good. It is divine. It is glorious!
*shakes tambourine*

If you have has Mike D’s Carnitas, then you would know why this is listed under Religious Organizations. He really knows his stuff and cooks these tasty carnitas for friends and events. I am so lucky to have had these several times.
The first time I had Mike D’s Carnitas, I thought he bought them at a local Taqueria and brought them to the Softball game. They were incredible and we ended up taking the leftovers home. The next day when I was so hungover I couldn’t move, I needed something to fix me up. I sat in front of my fridge staring when I saw them. Yay.
I made a plate of carnitas tacos, little onion, little cilantro and the sauce. After those tacos, I was cured. What a MIRACLE! I was fully recovered and ready to get on with my day.
I look forward to each and every event Mike comes to with these Carnitas. There should be a Carnitas countdown to the next time! Ummm, I would say I’m ready now.