Man Store

«Oh! I’m into you.
and girl, no one else would do,
’cause with every kiss and every hug,
you make me fall in love,
and now I know I can’t be the only one,
I bet there heart’s all over the world tonight,
with the love of their life who feels.
with you, with you, with you, with you, with you.»
OKAY, enough of that.
COME ON GENTS, THIS IS THE MAN STORE, AMIRIGHT?
Upon entering, I want my testosterone to spike, want to see midriff EVERYWHERE, witness crazy amounts of douchbaggery, and at the same time, laugh my ass off like I’m drunk! However, none of these things happened and just one thought comes to mind. how can you be bumpin’ Chris Brown’s «With You» throughout Seaside’s manliest store?! Please get some tips from the SPIKE Channel.
Anyways, this softcore man cave is home to. well, really just everything your wife (if applicable) will deem as useless junk. Humor tee’s, aprons, figurines, antique oil cans (I don’t know), road signs, clothing line, custom license plates, collector coins, and a bunch of other manly merchandise.
I did however, liked one of their shirts [
, but sadly, they only had XL — XXL. Disappointing.
I like what the owners had in mind when they created this store so I give em’ that, but their limited selection and lack of more «useless junk» just didn’t make me wanna go fist-​bumpin’ in the air.