7-Eleven

I don’t expect much for a 7-​Eleven and never actually thought I would be shocked by one but this place straight up belongs in another neighborhood. Another great example is this guy ¹⁄₃ 11pm didn’t look up from his phone the whole transaction and completely ignored me asking questions. As I’m typing this I realize I’m wasting my time reviewing. Between the drunks and panhandlers obviously welcome here to the staff. It’s pretty sad that I know a one star Unilocal review wouldn’t change anything. Just don’t go here unless you want to make your day worse. Don’t support a business like this either.

I had a horrible experience at this 7-​Eleven today at around 1:45 pm (just in case the owner cares). I was purchasing a 1 liter SmartWater because it was 2 for $ 3 according to the signage they had in the reach in. The incredibly sullen cashier rung it up as $ 2.38. When I said the price was wrong he said it was tax. I said that was too much tax. He wouldn’t change the price and was very aggressive with me. I went back to the reach in, grabbed a different bottle of water, removed the special pricing signage and handed both to him. He flipped out about me removing the sign, saying that wasn’t my job. I said, you can’t advertise a price if you’re not going to honor it. It’s illegal. Then he wouldn’t help me. I left the products on the counter and left. This guy should be fired. Seriously.

7-​Eleven has the greatest sandwiches ever created! I’ve had hippie tree-​hugging, vegan-​loving, natural, fresh, organic, pro-​biotic, no wheat, no nut, no dairy, no flavor, communal-​living, ohhhhm chanting, leftie Obama-​worshipping Seattle fare, but nothing, I mean NOTHING can compare to the robust creamy goodness of a turkey and havarti on wheat. Try it, you’ll understand.

I like this place only for the reason that it’s nuzzled up next to 2 huge, highly overpriced new megalomaniac condo buildings in Ballard — scaring the residents with its local parking lot flavor and wrinkly hot dogs!