Old Navy

I’m pretty sure this particular location of this particular super chain owns my soul.
Yes, their shirts can be threadbare and even unravel.
Yes, their sizing is entirely off (seriously, in what world do I wear an XL pair of shorts, but an XS shirt? The Olé Gravy Universe, that is!).
Yes, the staff can seem robotic («Have you signed up for our Old Navy card? You can save 10% off your purchase today! HaveyousignedupforourOldNavycard? Youcansave10%offyourpurchasetoday! HAVE YOU SIGNED UP FOR OUR OLD NAVY CARD? YOU CAN SAVE 10% OFF YOUR PURCHASE TODAY! Beep boop bop beep boop.»).
Yes, the house music can be irritating (I’m pretty sure there’s subliminal messaging in those pseudo-​indie pop songs they’re playing that convince me to buy more).
Yes, you buy something on a Tuesday for $ 49.99 and when you try and return it on a Thursday it’s suddenly on clearance for $ 9.99 and that’s ALL they can give you back for it.
But… dayuuuuuuuuuuum I love their flip-​flops, especially when they’re two for $ 5 (SIDE NOTE: I’m a size 8 in case anybody wants to buy me a pair, though I’m pretty sure I’ve got about 32 of the 37 colors Old Navy offers taken care of).
And their yoga pants? They’re so silky and comfortable… like slipping on second skin or something. I’m wearing them right now. I will probably wear them tomorrow. I am thinking about giving up jeans altogether for them. Why do they have to be like $ 25? C’mon, Old Navy, knock ‘em down for your pal, Steffasaurus.
And their clearance section? Sometimes it’s magical and clean and lovely over there. Other times it feels like a post-​apocalyptic riot just happened. Either way… I’ve found seriously amazing items hanging out between the eighteen thousand HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY shirts they have leftover and the XXXL glitter tank tops.
And when they have the Super Cash?! $ 30 OFF $ 75 or more?!
HERE, OLD NAVY, JUST TAKE MY MONEEZ ALREADY.
Beep.
Boop.
Bop.
Boop.

This Old Navy just opened recently! It’s huge! I love this place. It has tons of women’s clothing and I find that it has nicer clothes then any other Old Navy I’ve been in. It has a huge selection and has a very large sale section. It’s very easy to get in and out of, too. The parking is a breeze. It’s much easier to get to then where it use to be located. Lots of very helpful sales people. I definitely will shop here more often.