Branner Dining Hall

Seems to be less crowded and less busy than the other dining halls.
Also less known.

Honestly, after an intimate entire year together, during which menu changes are more predictable than nudity on The Real World, who would give their college dining hall more than 3 mediocre stars?
But for every cynic, there is a time when those sarcastic walls crumble and tough hearts thaw. One week freshman year I was really sick with a fever. Stumbling my way downstairs into the dining hall, a cook took one look at me and told me to wait 20 minutes. That much time later, she came out with a pot of fresh chicken noodle soup that wasn’t on the menu.
It’s one of the memories that stand out from a year of lunch and dinner (there’s also the description of sex by an electrical engineering cohort that it’s «just like plugging in an ethernet cable into the port,» but that’s a story for another time).