Goats on the Roof

Tiger, United States

3.8

Closed now

20 reviews

Accepts Credit Cards

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Take-out
Yes
Accepts Credit Cards
Yes
Accepts Apple Pay
No
Parking
Private Lot
Bike Parking
Yes
Wheelchair Accessible
Yes

Description

Specialties

Feed Goats, Goats are on the roof, Nitro Homemade Ice Cream, Fresh Homemade Fudge, Amish Foods, Amish Furniture, Events, Vintage Store, Toy Store, Clothing

History

Established in 2007.

To learn the truth about our climbing goats, we sought the expertise of Uncle Buck, Rabun County’s resident goat whisperer. He spent many hours with our goats, first in group session, and then one-​on-​one goat therapy to understand why our goats are on the roof. Uncle Buck thought the aberrant behavior might stem from «Santa Claus Reindeer Envy Complex». But upon closer examination, Uncle Buck pronounced his final diagnosis.

Our Tiger Mountain goats are direct descendants of aliens. Although he is not fluent in all bleats, Uncle Buck discovered our Tiger Mountain goats cling to the shingles because they are watching the skies for one magical sign: a solar eclipse of the apricot moon, when the constellation Aries turns gold. When that happens, the Mother Ship of the Goat Universe will swoop out of the Northern Sky and carry our goats home to Aries.

Until that magical sign appears, we suggest you humor our goats with kind words, Goat Chow, and perhaps a carrot at Christmas.