Valero

This review is for the automatic car wash
I moved into a new place and park on the street under trees… bird crap is very mysterious south of the university… pastelle pink and black like Good and Plenties, the size and texture of Chips Ahoy… I spent $ 7 in the Valero autowash and some bad stuck n dry birdbombs got powered away by the power spray and rollers real well. I wasn’t really expecting much since the whole wash took less than 5 mins but I had to get rid of the pink turds and just pulled into the gas station when I saw the washer. It sorta rained 25 drops a day later (of course) and the slick wax kept the car from getting spotty. It looked better than some handwashes I’ve had and I didn’t have to interact with a human or worry about a car wash worker stealing my shit (haven’t you see those episodes of Dateline!) Definately going back.