SteinMart

Extremely dated clothing selection. Decent quality items though. I would shop here for basics if there was something I badly needed and couldn’t find elsewhere (i.e., green tank, white jeans). Otherwise not so much, and I’m in my late 30s so this is not a teen speaking of the dated styles, either! Their housewares are a little more up to date and above average quality. Average prices and some good sales. Not a favorite store of mine, but not terrible. Service is good though from what I’ve experienced. Friendly, efficient checkout and 2 different staff members politely greeted me as I shopped.

«Hey Ti, wanna come with me to find a dress for ORU graduation?»
«Sure, Abby!» We walk into Steinmart, look around… notice all the old folks, and the type of old folks clothes… we look at each other, then say…“yeah.”
Walked out laughing feeling like we just hit a time portal to the early 90s. Yes!

This place gets 5 stars just because of two hilarious stories I am about to relay.
As far as the store goes: Decent selection, okay sales, okay customer service… the clientele: Killer!
Story #1:
Okay, Mom and I are shopping one day and have actually scored some decent stuff and we are waiting in line to check out. We hear a little something going on behind us and turn around to take a peek. Two very *REDNECK-​Y* women are standing there with a dress that had to have been bought in like 1980-​something. It was hideous *shudders*. She is trying to return it. HAHAHA
Steinmart SalesPerson: Uhm, I tried looking this item up, but it is just not in our system. I cannot offer you a return or exhange or store credit.
Redneck Woman #1: Whut diju sa-​eh?
SSP: I’m sorry, but this sku doesn’t ring up.
RW1: We-​ull I hah-​ev nehvehr removed the ta-​ags!
SSP: I understand, but this sku is no longer in the system. I am afraid you must have bought this a long time ago.
RW1: This wassa gahift.
RW1 to RW2: Kin ya bahleeve this?
RW2: Ah dun’t know why we comed hare. Alls they-​uh sell in this hare store is CRAAAAP.
RW1: Yur ri-​et. It’s nuttin but crah-​ep.
Me and mom: *Tears in our eyes at the exchange we have just witnessed*
We say the word «crah-​up» about a million times on the way home!
Like these two redneck low-​lifes would know quality merchandise from crah-​ep! HAHAHA I guess you had to be there…
Story #2:
Mom and I shopping once again and I gotta go. Like I mean, I GOTTA GO!
Me to Mom: I’m going to the bathroom… be right back.
*heads off to find the bathroom*
*settling in stall*
Uh, in comes two ladies…
Lady #1: Ooh Girl, My feet are killin me!
Lady #2: I know! Mine too!
L1: *settling in stall* *sighs*
L2: *settling in stall* *also sighs*
L1: Let’s out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ol’ fart. (not even remotely lady like!) and says: ooh Girl! I am so gassy!
Me: *hands over my mouth and feet held up in the air* *tears are streaming down my face*
L2: mmmhhmmm girl…*lets one of her own go* I know what you mean
L1: I’m not sure what I ate *lets a root a toot toot one*, but it’s been killing me all day
L2: finishing up and says I know, we gotta stay away from that restaraunt.
Me: *tears flowing down my face and about to pass out because I still have my hands over my mouth*
I cannot even leave the restroom till these ladies leave because I will never be able to look at them without dying from a laugh attack.
They finally get out and I’m able to escape!
I rush to tell mom. I’ve been in there a while and mom was getting worried. I tell her the story and we laugh until we cry.
We talk about «how gassy» we are all the way home!
Good times at this Steinmart. There are actually two in Tulsa and both of these stories took place at either one. So… get a good deal and a good laugh! Kinda like dinner and a show, but no food involved.
uh oh… Girl. I am feeling a little gassy right now! Oh! Crah-​ep!