Federal Emergency Management Agency

Get flooded, lose a ton of items. Get told FEMA doesn’t cover personal loss with manditory flood insurance.

I work here sooooooooo… yeah. There’s so much depth to FEMA more than what’s portrayed. This place is merely a backbone to a body of agencies.

Everybody wants to complain about them until they need them. These people respond to emergencies constantly and are extremely underappreciated.

A government agency where, when you call: You don’t get either the phone number, email, or name of the person assisting you. But then, you get conflicting information about your claim, depending on whom you speak with. Oh, but here’s the good part: FEMA contracts out to third parties to provide claim adjustment services on flood claims, my issue. FEMA does NOT well, or even poorly, monitor said contractors, In my case paperwork was turned in late by third party adjuster, well over the 60 days that FEMA requires. So, FEMA turns to that same adjusting firm again, and asks for an explanation why said paperwork was submitted late. So, a late-​paperwork «waiver» must be requested from up-​channel, and issued before the claim can be processed. More time waiting, my property un-​repaired. Now, the contractor is NO better than FEMA. Don’t return phone calls, don’t answer emails: Unaccountable. If they were a business, they’d be OUT of business. But, they’re not. FEMA has NO complaint avenue or procedure, enhancing the un-​acountability. You can vent on the phone, they hang up, that’s it. You’re screwed. So, like the Veterans Administration, things move slowly, or not at all. What worries me is this: How the heck is the Fed going to run Health Care? Very worrisome indeed. They’re untouchable, they know it, and don’t give a dang. In the private sector, you miss a deadline on a project, your job is imperiled, or at the very least, under scrutiny. With FEMA? It’s mike MAD Magazine’s Alfred E. Neuman: What? Me worry? I supported, in essence, the AHA, or Affordable Healthcare Act, better known as Obamacare. Now, I’m worried. A lot. You should be, too.

Oh please. Let’s see what else can we have in the conspiracy theory? The Masons and the New World Order will have chips implanted in people’s heads and the mark of the Beast will make its appearance disguised as Tinky Winky…
Let’s talk about the FEMA that we know. Dedicated people working round the clock to help others, sometimes at risk to themselves. Let’s talk about the flooded victims in West Virginia, about the Kansas tornadoes, about the California earthquakes. That’s the FEMA I know. The other stuff is hogwash.

What it boils down to is this: in the event that the President declares a national emergency, for any reason (from major earthquakes to increased international tensions or economic /​financial crisis of any type), FEMA can then, at their discretion, implement Executive Orders 10 995 through 11 005. These Executive Orders permit a takeover by FEMA of local, state, and national governments and the suspension of your constitutional guarantees. FEMA will have the authority to exert any sort of control that it deems necessary upon the American public. A trained National Police Force, formally referred to by the name of Multi Jurisdictional Task Force (MJTF), wearing black uniforms and composed of:
1. specially selected US military personnel
2. foreign military units carrying United Nations ID cards, and
3. specially trained existing police groups from larger metropolitan American cities.
These members of the MJTF will implement and enforce martial law under the direction and control of FEMA. The President and Congress are out of the loop.
FEMA is the Trojan Horse by which the New World Order will implement overt, police-​state control over the American populace.
(just for fun, i don’t believe it)