Build A Bear

As the great prophet Charlie Daniels will tell you, at one time the devil went down to Georgia to engage in a battle with Johnny over a golden fiddle. The part that Charlie left out of course is that after getting beat, the devil decided to get back at the world by going into retail and in doing so he created Build a Bear.
So here’s the set up:
Child (hopefully) picks out the animal which at this point looks more like a toupee than anything else. From there said animal is sodomized by overly perky teenage-​type employee with industrial tubing in animal’s rectum while being «fluffed».
After getting fluffed, the child is then supposed to accessorize the animal which can turn the excursion from something that started in the $ 15 – 20 range into something that equates to the Duggar’s weekly grocery bill.
For a child this place is magical and great.
For the adult this place is about as fun as being a migrant farm worker.