Timber Falls

Like mini golf? Awesome! Timber Falls has you covered! Like amusement parks? They have you covered too! However, make sure you call ahead during the off-​season. As we were really disappointed to find out that none of the theme parks or coasters were functional. I saw no mention of this on their website or anything.
I’m a bit glad that all of the other things were closed, though. Their credit card and debit card machine is down (and according to the cashier, has been down for over a month), so they were only accepting cash. Which was only announced by a hand-​written sign on the countertop.
The Mini Golf itself is pretty neat. There are three different 18-​hole courses to go through. One is beginner-​level, one is medium-​level (and offers scenic views of the river), and the third offers the hardest difficulty with lots of stairs. The beginner-​level course is designed to be compatible with strollers as well — while other courses may not be.
We ended up doing the medium-​level course, and it wasn’t kidding around. Most of the pars for the holes were 2 or 3, but they were designed to be hard. While there were no moving objects to deal with, but there were a lot of elevation changes. With the hilly terrain around here, it actually was relatively challenging. There were even holes that temporarily moved the ball to a new location on a different level of elevation. The course does a great job of directing you to the appropriate next spot as well.
The course was in decent condition. Spiders around and some of the concrete was cracked, but nothing was super bad. However, there were quite a few wasps around the initial cashier booth. We had to avoid four on our way to just get to the course.
Staff was… pretty bored. It was pretty clear that they were bored of their job, and since their job mostly just consisted of sitting in a spot and selling mini golf tickets, I can understand why. That being said, she wasn’t rude. She seemed pretty nonplussed by the entire «cashiering» experience.
ALSO, we got… bonus chickens. It was really weird. There were chickens all over the green. I guess they regularly get out of the «petting zoo» pen because the girl at the front desk was entirely unconcerned when we told her. They were actively walking around on the green, and it definitely added an… odd and unique experience to our mini golf attempting to golf around them.
This is a decent mini golf place. It’d probably be a 3-​star, but getting to play mini golf around chickens and the difficulty of the course (plus the ability to choose the difficulty) bumped it up into a four-​star experience.
Note: Trying to save money? In the 2015 season, look in coupon books to find a «Buy One, Get Another Round for $ 2» coupon. As one round was $ 8, it makes it $ 10 for 18 holes of Miniature Golf. That’s totally reasonable.

Came for the mini golf. Were in the area, girls went to outlet mall, and us boys went to find adventure. As for MINI GOLF, Timber Falls was a great visit. Its not all fancy, but you couldn’t beat the price. Son and I golfed for $ 10. Not a bad way to spend a few hours while waiting on the shoppers.
Its all covered, so it was comfortably cool while playing. The only downer I can say is the the greens could use a little fixing.

Alright guys, here’s the low down: this ride is crazy expensive for the 1 or 2 minute ride in which you’re screaming your head off (if you are me of course). I will admit that despite being freaked out to no end before going on the ride, I accepted the adrenaline rush and actually enjoyed the ride. All of thus adrenaline, though, couldn’t take away the fact that I was a bit resentful of the fact that it was $ 22 plus tax to ride on the Skyscraper.
It was surely worth the experience, but I would not go on this again. One ride that lasted for half of a Lady Gaga song costed more than it did to eat for two people just earlier that day. So let me reiterate, if you’re willing to fork out that money then you will experience an adrenaline high while you’re being whipped up, down and all around.

This ride is in the parking lot of Timber Falls Adventure Park. I give it four stars, because if I were into thrill rides, I would say you get your money’s worth.
I have been on this bad boy once and once was enough for me! So if anyone sees my husband looking on wistfully, please go on this with him because I have retired.
You sit, harnessed into your seat and are lifted 160 feet into the air going around and around at 60mph.
If this is your thang, by all means do it. I could see Jesus from the top of this crazy ride.

Came here at the end of the season the week before labor day short or no wait for min golf or the rides. Kids had a lot of fun. Also the staff on hand was very nice and friendly.

Love this place. It was nice right on the water. I think it would be great in the summer with all the nice shade you could play and not be fried in the heat. We took our 2 kids and did the red course and had a kids wanted to go again. The ducks were cute. we have done the other course close to here and it was a place we will not go back we have found a new home to golf. We will be back here in the spring.

Timber falls is great!
seriously, it is fun! You can either pay per ride, or get a day pass (which are about $ 20 for adults)
There is a log ride that is a calmer but still very fun ride, and a rollercoaster that is awesome as well… it’s VERY fast. Warning: IT IS RICKETY and will probably crack your neck a couple times… not even kidding! It’s GREAT if you can handle that kinda thing though.
The mini golf is pretty average, but it’s included in the day pass so you might as well get your moneys worth! it’s still fun and it’s scenic– located right along the Wisconsin River. It’s also very shady which is nice. The best part about the mini golf were the GOATS! Yes, goats! At the end of the course, you walk along a sidewalk with a fence, and on the other side of the fence are GOATS that you can pet, and feed! we were wonderfully surprised. They had those little candy machines that you put a couple quarters in, but instead of candy you get food to hand feed them with! And they sure were cute, especially the young goats!
There is another ride at Timber Falls called the Skyscraper. By itself, it is a $ 20/​person ride. With the day pass, it’s $ 10/​person (it is the only ride not fully included in the day package). EITHER WAY, it’s totally worth it. This ride is AMAZING-​We actually ended up going twice. I can’t even put it words. You just gotta see for yourself!
The other nice thing about Timber Falls is that it’s generally not very busy… At least from my experiences. You can get on and off rides VERY quick. .
Overall, I really like Timber falls. I mean, the only downside is that since there are so few attractions it’s easy to get bored quick– the «day» pass definitely wasn’t used ALL DAY! But we still spent a good 3 hours messing around here at least. I thought it was worth the money.

Mini golf itself was average. It’s nice since it’s close to water to cool you down on a hot day. A lot of people say it’s better than Pirate’s Cove but with the «Pick 5 attractions» deal we had, it wasn’t available. Also Pirate’s Cove seemed a lot more crowded than Timber Falls.
The roller coaster was super rickety and bumpy. It goes pretty fast too but I shook back and forth so much that I had a twist in my neck.
If you buy an unlimited pass, you get unlimited mini golf, 5 roller coaster rides, bumper boats, and log water ride. It’s a good deal since it takes up almost your entire day for only $ 14 or less since there are plenty of coupons available everywhere.

As for thje MINI GOLF, Timber Falls FALLS quite short of neighbot Pirate’s Cove in aesthetics, layout, design, difficulty, and cleanliness. Greens were in bad shape. Ive mini golfed in a lot of places, so when i tell you go to PIRATE’s COVE each and every time, take it to the bank.

Scary (in a nice way!) roller coaster, bumper boats, log ride. what a fun for a family. They give you an unlimited pass and if you stay in a right hotel, you will get it discounted (check coupons at the reception). We had two roller coaster rides and at least 5 log flumes. My kid loved it!!! there is a moment when you go to the top, see the sun and American flag, beautiful sky, it just feels special. There is a separate fee for the Sky Scraper but it is totally worth it, it is very scary. I had it the second time (first one was in Vienna, Austria) and it still horrifies me. But get a video (they record it for extra fee) and you will laugh every time you see it! What a place :))

Amazing! Can’t wait to go back!
Went here because rather than paying $ 6+ for just one round of mini goft, we spent $ 20 for unlimited mini golf, log flume and 5 rides on the roller coaster.
Started with a few rounds of mini golf in the morning then came back later in the day for more mini golf, log flume and tried out the roller coaster. For the size of the roller coaster, wow… amazing haha. Trust me, give it a try!

Nothing to complain about. Picked this mini-​putt over Pirate’s Cove, where I have golfed before. I remember Pirate’s being blazing hot with no shade and wayyyy too many stairs, so the gentle rolling course at Timber Falls in the SHADE was my pick this time, and I am SO glad I did! First of all, very friendly staff who handle irksome groups with many small, orbital children very well. They had some charming baby ducks living in their waterway (safely enclosed in a part land — part water mesh area so they wouldn’t be swept away by the current) as well as some bantam chickens running about (not on the course of course)! We picked the BLUE course, which took sort of the low road compared to the other two. The holes were quite challenging in some places, and always unique! The landscaping was great too. Plenty of benches to stop and rest, plus a nice view of the dam. It was a super cute date, and a great way to start our day!

Memorial through Labor Day they open at 9 and close at 11pm. After Labor day they open at 10 and close at 6. If you’re sick of Pirate’s cove or you just detest Pirate’s in general I would recommend you try out Timber Falls. They have more attractions to offer than Pirate’s cove an equally challenging courses, just not as many of them. The landscaping is also done really well.
They have all day unlimited passes, night passes from 5−10pm, a rollercoaster, bumper boats, a log ride, MINI GOLF (of course) and a skyscraper extreme crazy ride where they basically toss you around in a cage in a circle, not my thing. Come for the golf! See where your day takes you from there!
They have a cute volcano as part of the facility and it’s great for picture op’s while you’re on a family or otherwise vacation. Great for kids, and dates. When they first opened up their main other attraction was the Log ride which was ultra fun, I don’t think you can get me on the skyscraper ride though… without a huge bribe.

A great value (unless they recently changed it). Unlimited golf, unlimited rides on the super wonderous log ride, and pretty sure they still have the roller coaster… I believe last summer it was non-​functional. The golf courses are beautiful, right along the Wisconsin River, lots of shade (the only part that sucks is that one side is the Wisconsin River and one side is the parking lot). It is definitely my favorite place to mini-​golf that I have ever been to. And the log ride is a classic — it’s like ten minutes long (and if no one is waiting behind you, they let you keep going, hehe (how old am I???)) Love this place!

I can never figure out which cource to go on. Its a huge mini golf place and a great time. Three levels of dificulty. Discount if you play more than 18 holes or can do all day pass.

Beautifully landscaped, fairly priced (you can get an all-​day pass which includes unlimited roller coaster and log flume rides as well as unlimited miniature golf for around $ 20) and the best part about this miniature golf course, is opposed to other courses, you do not have to be a skilled mountain climber to get around the course. It is a very level course with few stairs or hills to climb.