Turquoise Kebab Pizza

The kebabs are standard reliable Brisbane kebab formula, indiscriminate brown meat, cardboard bread ±salad but with enough sauce they come out alright, plus they are open 24.7.

These guys are open 24/​7, and if you’re drunk and near broke, the food can be satisfying. The place is always busy and I’ve been finding myself there quite often because I do work the graveyard shift in the area and I do get hungry. However the food can be extremely bland and tiring, maybe if I were off my chops like most of their normal customers, I wouldn’t been able to tell their cuisine apart from.say.Marco Pierre White’s. Sadly, the truth is the kebabs are mediocre, the pizza, although $ 4.00 a slice is very filling and extremely cheesy, the crust is but a mere damper like dough. Alas, the other night was my last visit, I hadn’t eaten all day and I was already in a 12 hour shift when I found myself at Turquoise Kebab and pizza greeted by an irritated gentleman who took my order of a slice of barbecue chicken pizza (4.00), a bottle of coke ($ 4.00) and a chicken skewer which apparently costed more that the pizza because my total was $ 13.90! Usually I would have told the guy serving me to take his food and his attitude and shove it up his turquoise backside but I was starving, so I ignored the his customer service. I only realised I had been charged $ 5.90 for a chicken skewer when later on I checked my bank charged via the web, needless to say I’m pretty annoyed. So if you’re loaded on jesus juice, and absolutely starving AND can put up with the annoyingly loud taxi drivers who take up all the tables and you don’t mind a bit of attitude from the staff, this place is perfect for you. just make sure you check your receipts at the time of purchase.