Wet On Wellington

I have a few questions for you;
1.) Is it inappropriate to write a review on a sex club?
2.) Is it inappropriate that I have been here before but purely to film something for the owner (out of business hours obviously.)
3.) How on earth do I make this review PG-​rated?
Wet on Wellington is a ‘gentleman’s club’ and the self-​proclaimed ‘finest gay pool and sauna in all of Melbourne’. Women aren’t allowed in and I would like to reiterate the fact that I was here FOR WORK PURPOSES ONLY. No one else was in the venue except for my co-​workers and the owner. But I digress…
Here you will find a bar, restaurant, gym, pool and courtyard. Sounds nice so far, hey? Well, upstairs is a different story with prison cells, ‘dark rooms’, some fairly odd pieces of ‘play equipment’ and condoms and lube galore. Safety first!
According to the owner you will find a vast variety of people here at any time of the day, from older gentlemen, students who have only just come out and even some high profile footy players…
This is probably a bit intense for many of you lads out there. My close friend had his first gay experience and was terrified, but admits that now he is more confident he would probably go back.
There is a door-​charge which varies in price depending on what time and what day but is generally around the $ 25 mark, however they often have special events and get-​togethers so check the website for more details.