Aussie’s Car Wash & Cafe

Thanks to the folks at Aussie’s Car Wash, I have determined that I do indeed still have a car. I had thought that after being covered in dirt, leaves, crud, and other general universe particles for so long that it had absorbed the car itself and I was actually just driving a rolling dust pile. Not so, the car is still there and they uncovered it for me.
To be perfectly honest, I was embarrassed at the dirtiness of this car. If they had gotten half of the dirt off, I would have considered it a challenge well met. But after selecting a deluxe wash (option 2, $ 39), I am able to walk to my car with my head held high and without the dustmask. They even added a delightful strawberry scent and applied the shiny tyre spray. My vehicle now looks totally boss in addition to being totally clean.