Toorak Burnside Bowling Club

Like a Phoenix, rising from the ashes, The Toorak Burnside Bowling Club has been rebuilt and is better than ever.
Around 18 months ago the bowling club was subject to an idiotic arson attack after a shoddy snatch and grab robbery. The club survived on pure spirit and the strength of its members, and as such has been rebuilt (using much of the original shell) to become what is in my opinion the best bowling club going around.
The club exterior is picturesque, surrounded by some of the grandest homes in the City. At the centre of the clubs three immaculate greens is a club house that oozes old school charm while embodying a very practical and modern laundry list of features, including a bar and function facility that would put many professional venues to shame.
It goes without saying that the beer prices are cheaper than you would find at a pub, and if you are lucky enough to be around for one of the clubs raffles you could find yourself walking away with enough meat to feed a slew of fatties for many a day.
Night Owls is on a Thursday night and can go quite late (especially if you have sussed out a designated driver in your team). Kick off is at 7:00 (ring up if you are keen), but I would get there early for a cheaky practice and a Pint or two just to kick things off.
From a sporting perspective the club is on the rise, with some of the best greens in the state and some really ambitious selectors!
I highly reccomend getting down there to check it out and sample some of the culture, as the major thing that really sets this club apart is its members who all enjoy the social side of the club embodying every friendly aspect of the game and their surroundings.
On a side note, word on the street is that the club coach is not only stonkingly good looking but his ass looks amazing in his Saturday Creams… may even be a Unilocaler?
See you on the Greens. HT