Laptop Depot

Laptop Depot? More like CrapTop Repo.
I thought the Laptop Depot was a place where you could buy a decent Laptop for cheap. Well, they do deliver on the refurbished and quasi inexpensive part, but for what they charge for what they PROVIDE, you can get online at any Best Buy or
sale.
I made the mistake of purchasing one of their refurbished Toshiba 900 pound CrapTops for $ 400+ dollars. Not my wisest decision, and I have a tattoo of a clown inside a heart with the word «Mom» on my face. Just kidding, about the heart.
The Laptop blows, has less than 1.5 hour battery life, heats up like a cat during baby-​makin’ time, and weighs the same as a Prius. I’m not stoked. Unfortunately, you cannot return the CrapTops after you’ve purchased them.
The Sales Guy, let’s call him that for the sake of conversation, said he would walk me through the security software before I left. He never. Thanks awesome guy, you had one job to do. Oh, and thanks for throwing in a bag or something. Oh, no he never did that either.
If you’re an old person who calls a computer «dat machine», or you’re just not as computer saavy as you’d like to be, do your research and shop around. You’ll be surprised what you can find on electronic stores’ websites when they have web-​only sales.
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