Truthful Janice’s Knickknackery

Where else can you find the «Lil ‘Narcs– Narcs on Parade» playset for ½ price?!
Nestled in the heart of, oh I dunno, Ian K.‘s, Andrew F.‘s, and Blanche D.‘s diseased right brains lies the delightful «Truthful Janice’s Knickknackery». A wonderful little figment, it’s been supplying us with chortles and chuckles, tears even, since 2005.
Truthful Janice’s is not your standard knickknackery, mind you. Glass frogs and old china– nowhere to be found. She specializes in only the most obscure of all knickknackery. Searching for Anxious Adonis? You’ll find him here! How about the rarest of the Lil Narcs, Snitching Susan? Yep, she’s got her! That crazy statue of Pan f’ing a goat? Janice has it!
She’s a sweet ol’ gal; a real firecracker. One hell of cook too. Stick around and make friends and she’ll make ya the best bicuits and gravy you’ve ever had. She will want sex afterward though. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I’d say «swing by» and give the old bag a shout out, but then the only place you’ll find this fictious knick of a knackery is in the brains of three very screwy individuals. If you’re lucky and we have a bit too much to drink sometime, she may just pay you a visit. That said, don’t mention the «Lil Narcs» to Ian. It’s a touchy subject.
I give it one «Snooping Suzanna» and one «Stinky Finky» way up!