I’ve been coming to Las Vegas for more than 20 years, for both business and pleasure. It’s somewhat of a strange notion that every time I leave Vegas, I come home more exhausted than ever, and still need a vacation. I mean, we all know this one… yet we continue… SO… how do you remedy this? I discovered it this year. CASINO’SSAGE! Yes, masseuses that roam the poker, slots, and casino tables that completely aid in the recovery of the very severe, highly contagious Vegas-itis. Why the big deal? Normally when I get massages at the spa, I’m already in tune and prepped to go into temporary hibernation mode. However, getting massaged while you’re in high-strung mode, especially over the course of 30 – 50 minutes, produces a highly different outcome. The stress level is managed without a second thought, you feel better, and there’s nothing that quite boosts the ego like a boss than having someone cater to you while playing with heaps of plastic money chips. Over the last few months, I especially love Jamie and Shawna, who have the brute strength, focus technique, and all-around feel-good-ability of any of the masseuses I’ve worked with. They are kind, knowledgeable, and honestly, were the first ones that were able to target a particular sports injury in my left brachialis, which is almost impossible for normal people to stretch and treat individually. They both nursed my arm back to health, and I’m extremely grateful! You’ll find Jamie and Shawna in the Mirage, though I’ve also been lucky to find them at the Monte Carlo, as these are among the few hotels I frequent with family and friends. HIGHLY recommend!