Hocus Pocus

So… I had been having some negative and spooky stuff occurring in my apartment. I’m typically very skeptical of stuff like this, but these things were really hard to ignore. They left me feeling uneasy and unsafe and I feel lame saying this, but I know they weren’t structural problems. They were just inexplicable and I ended up talking to a medium who sent me here.
I was a little nervous because I’d never been here before and I didn’t know what kind of reaction my «experiences» were going to get from those working here. Well, not only was I met with kindness, I was instructed on what to do and what to purchase to help my feelings in my house. They talked to me for a while and the clerk helped me as much as he could and told me the days to use my products and to come back if they weren’t effective. We removed a couple of creepy objects from the basement and did what we were told and we haven’t had an incident in days. All for under $ 10. Big «Thank you.»