Hot Bikini Brew

Portland, United States

3.9

Open now

8 reviews

Accepts Credit Cards

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Address:
645 SE Madison St, Portland, OR, 97214
Central Eastside, Industrial District, Southeast Portland, Buckman
Nearby public transportation stops & stations:
190 ftSoutheast Madison & 7th
350 ftSoutheast Hawthorne & 6th
390 ftSoutheast Grand & Hawthorne
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Take-out
Yes
Accepts Credit Cards
Yes
Bike Parking
Yes
Outdoor Seating
No
Wi-Fi
No

Today

Today 5:30 am – 6:00 pm
Open now
Local time (Portland) 2:39 PM Thursday, November 28, 2024

Business hours

Monday 5:30 am – 6:00 pm
Tuesday 5:30 am – 6:00 pm
Wednesday 5:30 am – 6:00 pm
Thursday 5:30 am – 6:00 pm
Friday 5:30 am – 6:00 pm
Saturday 7:00 am – 5:00 pm
Sunday 7:00 am – 3:00 pm

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8 reviews of Hot Bikini Brew

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Place rating: 5
Portland, OR
Great coffee, great service, great smiles. I love to get my morning ‘pick me up’ there when ever I can. White Chocolate Mocha with an extra shot.
Place rating: 2
Portland, OR
Had drip coffee, it was very acidic and burnt tasting… would not go back based on prices and taste alone. On top of that I was served not by a girl in a biking, but a girl in her Victoria Secret thong/​bra set, spray tanned orange. The place is set up so you are at thigh level of the Barista, it was just uncomfortable… it was certainly not what I expected, or what i wanted.
Great idea, just needs to be implemented better…
Place rating: 4
Portland, OR
I just left this location, and although I will admit that I would have gone anywhere else that served coffee if I had time– I was pleasantly surprised. I’m sure the girls could tell I was uncomfortable, but they were super friendly and made a delicious iced coffee. The whole thing took about 3 minutes and I didn’t feel like a sleaze when I left. I say suck up your worries about patronizing this type of establishment and give it a try.
Place rating: 5
Portland, OR
Great coffee and very nice service, our dog even got an awesome little doggie treat, which made him so happy!
Don’t let the bikini-​clad girls concept fool you, this is a great spot for coffee in town. Very convenient drive-​through, and a good-​sized latte for $ 3.50… not bad!
Place rating: 4
Portland, OR
Stopped by to see if the employees really wear bikinis and yes, they do, to my great pleasure. My drink was tasty, too. The wait in line was long, but I can see — and taste — why. Another reviewer below thought maybe the ladies who work here would appreciate a regular customer that doesn’t ogle. Maybe. But then, they’re choosing to wear bikinis as a marketing strategy. Like waitresses at Hooters, expect and accept being ogled or don’t work there. Ultimately, though, the drink was good, so patronize this place even if you’re not interested in bikini girls.
Place rating: 4
Portland, OR
Judge me, Unilocal.When I have time to get morning coffee, I get it from the Bikini coffee place.
What can I say? It’s 4 blocks from my office, I don’t have to search/​fight for parking, and the white chocolate caramel mocha is good. The ladies working here are super nice, and I imagine they like having regulars that come by for the coffee and not for the ogling. They have daily specials which means sometimes I get an extra shot at no charge. And lets face it, I work full time and I am a full-​time student as well. I need that extra shot.
Place rating: 3
Vancouver, WA
As the name implies, the all-​female staff — including Rosa — wear bikinis, even in the cold, slushy/​snowy weather! I’m assuming the inside of the cart is very cozy… can’t have frozen workers in there!
Rosa was a model employee and co-​owner, taking my order for a nonfat latte ($ 3).
A soothing warm drink on a cold day is awesome, especially when there’s a caffeine punch to jolt you awake. Unfortunately, the latte was mostly watered down, not much flavor. Guess there wasn’t enough ground coffee in the drink for my tastes.
Yeah, I admit I’m a sucker for any attractive girl in a bikini, so I’ll likely get lured back anyway. See, there’s something (er…someone) else out there that can control my actions just as much as food! Dang, such «evil» promoting and marketing… brilliant!
Place rating: 4
Portland, OR
I love coffee especially good coffee drinks. Hot Bikini Brew surprisingly served really good espresso drinks. I had the Mexican Mocha and it was delicious. It was not too sweet, not too bitter, and just right amount of hotness. The lady in the School girl outfit (it was «fantasy» Friday) who helped me was really sweet. She didn’t give me attitudes because I’m a woman and she wasn’t being fake-​ly nice either.
This place pretty much is a food cart style kiosk, so you have to drive up to the window to order your drink. If you are on foot like me, you can walk up to their walk up window and order. I really don’t care what kind of clothes you are wearing when you serve me coffee, as long as you are clean, and smell nice… I will come back to your coffee shop. Same with Hot Bikini Brew, sure these ladies are hot and in bikinis, but they do know how to sling some serious coffee brews. I will stop by at this Pink shack again. More Mexican Mocha please!