Cookies SF

Cookies is cool, the employees are chill I’m always able to get in and out with not hassle. The parking sucks but that’s pretty much everywhere in SF. I generally go with another person just in case. The flowers are good even the cheaper ones. And they always have cartridges.

Btw they will not give you a free gift for coming in as a new customer
If you are wondering why I have 1 star and why you shouldn’t come here, it’s for the same reasons as the other 1 star people.
1. Parking is a nightmare (prepare for a 15 min walk)
2. There’s literally a cage. Around the front of the dispensary and you have to give your shit to this gun armed «security» guard through the gate like I’m going to prison
3. Everyone is just so rude, and I hate talking to people I just want a smile or welcome! The front desk was rude the bud tenders were very rude and the security was mostly harassing other clients by making sure they don’t touch the wall. The wall? I guess that’s a no no
4. Went up to ask for prices and the lady was such a *****. I don’t know if you are supposed to get a free gift but I didn’t get one I guess this time.
5. You can’t stand outside. Like not next door or over a store they don’t allow it? I find that super odd and I’m never coming back here

Ghetto Prison in the Planet of the Apes w/​Mediocre buds only sellable to A Walking Dead herd. The internal Security is a Power tripping rude psychopath. Decided never to come again, but tried to talk to Mgmt. Very Poor in Clientele Relationships, possibly residual of consuming store merchandise w/​chemical Additives in their infancy & grow handling. I think he’s got a Chem imbalance. Or just uneducated.

I was very impressed with the staff and security, when I travel to big city’s it make me feel a lot safer seeing the friendly yet stern security! I really don’t understand why there is so many bad reviews… I really enjoyed every aspect of my visit, everyone from the security to the front desk ladies to the bud tenders made my experience worthwhile. If you want to buy quality meds in a friendly secure place, this is the shop for you.
And everyone who complain about security being rude, wth are they supposed to be like Barbie or something? They are all wonderful. I have never felt so safe anywhere in the city but that place

The security guards are complete assholes. I’m never going back here again. All they could tell me is rules and they way they spoke to me was very rude.

This one sucks so bad, real shit hole that place Cookies dispensary. If i could give this place zero stars that would be awesome. Unilocal why not give that as an option? Bitchy girls on front desk just sitting there not doing shit, came in as a first time patient. Zero compassion took my passport and refused to give me medicine. F this place, never again will i visit this shit hole when so many other places sell better products. Cookies dispensary you are the worst — suck it!

first time patient today, right when walked in got erie vibes, all security guards were very rude, there was more security guards than there were of budtenders. there was only 2 budtenders the whole time for about 14 – 20 patients in the line which had to keep it single forward felt like a prison in there. could tell its not for the patients is for the profits at this shitty dispensary. 1* overpriced and overrated, worst club ive been in a minute

Some dispensaries in San Francisco put on a pretty face for customers. Smoking lounges, wood panels, themed décor, and solicitous customer service all contribute to a feeling of trust and ease. I suppose it makes parting with your money a little less stressful. I’m not particularly interested in décor. It’s nice, but it’s not a good reason to visit a dispensary. I’m mainly interested in the quality of the cannabis.
Cookies SF has very high quality mmj and access to genetics that everyone imitates. They test their product with SC Labs (though they have been slipping lately), which is nice because I don’t have to second guess my goodies. Potency, flavor, smell it’s all there. I have been to few other dispensaries in town and out that carry that kind of dankness.
Cookies SF might not be all that pretty, they don’t offer incentives, there are long lines, it’s loud, the budtenders are rushed, and the security presence is more threatening than reassuring, but they have the best cannabis in town.
Just to be perfectly fair, I have never had a bad experience in this club. Not ever. I usually do my homework and have an idea of what I want (I get the sense that harried budtenders appreciate this), and I get there early to avoid a line. The budtenders are usually very cool and know their stuff. Security is really just doing their job. If you consider how attractive a target a popular dispensary might be, you’d thank them for being rough-​around-​the-​edges.

Security guard was rude. I am out of state but still live in California. Brought my papers, proof of residency and id. He took none of it. How else would I have gotten my papers in the first place? He was not helpful in anyway. Security knows nothing.

I was so excited to come here since i’m from Sacramento and the front desk lady was extremely rude. I will not be coming back needless to say. Only bought ¹⁄₈ of thin mint… Which i’m sure I’ll enjoy

Nice selection of bud. Terrible quality concentrates. Rude customer service and security. Cookies SF is like McDonald’s; everyone goes there, but you get what you pay for. At least McDonald’s employees show respect to their guests. True drug dealers run this establishment. And that’s the sort of vibe I get when I’m here: unsafe, not compassionate, and full of themselves.

Stay away! First off. The outside security was cool and educated. The inside/​door security is a demonized angry rent a cop.
I’m trying to bring some business and this guy is condescending and rude to the clients. There are a couple dispensaries right next to this one. Spend your quality money on some quality product that you won’t get at this one for sure !
Bye crusty cookies

If I could give no stars I would this place is horrible the security guard are rude and unprofessional and the staff is even worse will not be going back

I walked through their prison like gates, checked in and was then told to get in line … I waited for a few seconds and was then greeted by a young women. I explained to her that I had never visited a dispensary and asked if she could share some info on their pre rolls and what she recommends for someone with intense anxiety. The music was either so loud she couldn’t hear me or she was so medicated she couldn’t fully grasp what I was asking. It was really awkward, I just kind of stood there waiting for something to «happen» but it never did. I ended up getting a couple grams of cherry and a pre rolled with unknown contents. The Cherry is really harsh and heavy. I wouldn’t purchase it again. I have not tried the pre rolled yet.
When I left it was pouring rain, so I stood under their overhang while I waited for my ride to circle back around (parking is a nightmare). The security guard looked at me and told me «take it down the street». I’m sorry, what? I’m a customer and it’s pouring rain…
Honestly, I could get over my experience at the counter. It wasn’t horrible, just awkward, but the security guards will be the reason I don’t come back.

It was okayyyy

The top shelf, your only reason for coming here. The registration process is lengthy and there is usually a long line to get products. You have to check in their systems prior to getting in line, once in line if you can make it through that noisy crap they call rap music you are in for some treats. The Gelato and their phenotypes are worth snatching bacause they are really that good. There is a long list of top shelf ranging from OGs to rare and upcoming strains. From all the top shelf varieties I’ve picked up Ive never been disapointed, the herb smokes excellent and it is usually flushed flawlessly. And for $ 55 an ¹⁄₈^th they better be. Picked up some Gelato #25 and some fuego called Forbidden Fruit. I’m a happy camper.
Bud tenders were cool and helpful but there is a bit of pressure when there are dozens of people behind you. I definitely didnt get no attitude from no employee or security, and mind you, Cookies SF does cater to a younger audience and. yeah, security be power trippin but they are just doing their job for the most part plus neighborhood is little dicey.
I feel like mid shelf strains could be way better grown.
*Update:
Killer deals to be found with some OGs and other fire for $ 10 a gram and $ 35 an eigth.

1. Having a dispensary named“Cookies” you would think they would have the best Cookie strains out there. Nope, the CF Sherbet is always out of stock and the rest is mediocre at best.
2. The parking situation is terrible, this alone will keep me from coming here again. Not worth it to drive here only to drive around the block like a crackhead 4 – 5 times until you find parking.
3. Your security guards are too much-​borderline harassment. Prick took a one inch pocket knife off me without my consent — without asking. While he has a gun… Power Trip! your a security guard to protect your staff and customers. Your not there to try to intimidate. All your doing is keeping your good customers away with your over zealous attitude.
I don’t think I would ever return to this place even if I lived in the neighborhood.

This place got good prices.
The parking sucks.
Security should work at a police station they way they process the line.
Only go here if your dead broke but still wanna toke.

Wow! what a «professional» staff they have there, especially the bald security who thinks he’s all that. After I checked in, I prefer to look at the flowers and see what I like first so that I don’t hold the line trying to pick what I want. It also beneficial for the budtenders because it makes purchasing quicker and helping other costumers efficiently. Buuttttt no! Like Nemo F., The security tells me I have to fall in line in order to see the flowers! What. The. Fuck is that?! I didn’t like how I was treated and swiftly headed to the exit door and the security mugged me like I was wrong. The only dispensary I had very bad experience with
Would not recommend this dispensary to anyone.

Cookies SF «Bait & Switch» from «Deal to Powder»
Look, Cookies is near the house. I go there once in a while.
1) They advertised Gelato (spell?) at $ 10 a gram. I got there, they were out.
2) They had NO SUBSTITUTE.
3) I was induced to spend $ 20 a gram instead on Sunset Sherbet. Nice hard buds, but OLD BUDS. Tired, I tried to chip off the top of the bud with shears and it turned into POWDER.
4) The Sunset Sherbet on the website is $ 9 bucks NOT $ 20. Total Ripoff!
The guy that runs the place was with The Hemp Center 10 years ago. You’d never get Top Shelf Powder when supposedly buying Top Shelf Buds.
They are making too much money off the not so well informed to give a shit!