El Rancho Grande De Barraza

i just got some handmade corn tortillas here that i might as well just staple to my ass because i am fat and deserve none of the joy of eating and all of the pain of being very fat with tortillas stapled to my ass. also, i am never going to stop eating these fucking delicious frisbees made of dough and heaven. you would have to pry them from my cold dead hands and i’m way tougher than charlton heston (p.s.a.: GUNS ARE BAD!).
i watched the women make the tortillas and then put them steaming hot into a bag with 9 of their friends. i love the delicious little tortilla animal. i got this bag, one pupusa, two tamales, two waters and a pound of pinto beans for $ 7.12. fucking fantastic. it’s also a mini mart with mainly Mexican food (abuelita hot chocolate, hominy, rice/​beans by the pound, fucking RAD pinatas… one shaped like a cool half car/​half dinosaur!!!)
god i am so fat. i am seriously contemplating going to jazzercise in a church. not a joke. you can find God and a smaller pant size. that should be their motto! anyone in??? it’s right down the street from my house. pm me!
**also: i can’t believe i am first to review this place. i went in here thinking i was going to the La Palma Mexicatessen place that josua p and esa y (they are both chefs — cheffi? the plural? hehe — so hello) and others have recommended and found this little gem instead. I will make it to La Palma Mexicatessen on a day when I am not a dumbass. So maybe never. LAURA! i’ve GOT to work on the negative self talk.