The James Kelly Bridge

While I can’t put it as loquaciously or eloquently as my predecessor, our walk across this bridge was far from picturesque, a rare trip over water that leaves you regretful you chose it for your crossover back into civilization.

Beautifully located between the luxurious homeless accomodations of the Pine Street Inn and Boston’s most glamorous T Stop, Broadway Station, the James Kelly Bridge is a must see for trash enthusiasts, road-​kill connoisseurs, and experts on sewage smells. The bridge is situated above a majestic green and brown sea fed by the intriguing Boston waste treatment plant. On the best of days, you’ll see the native tribes, who perform their religious rituals of mass Natural Light consumption and heroin tattooing below the bridges brave and brilliant beams. And on a quiet day, if you listen hard, you just may hear the heavenly mating calls of the Commuter Rail Trains… Now here are a few locations you must stop and admire as you cross the Bridge…
* The Mound of Dead Seagulls
* The Historic Lake of Shattered bottles
* Live Reinactment Ceremony of Sleeping Natives
* The Amazing Used Needles Mines
* Entire Mountains made of Bags of Trash
Okay, the list goes on… this bridge is unkept, unclean, and a congregating spot for homeless people in Boston… An eye sore which needs more policing and more cleaning… ONE STAR.