Holistic Remedial Massage

With a spare hour between meetings in Hawthorn, and a sore back that needed some attention, I was pleased to find a masseur with a trusted recommendation (thanks Tresna!). I was in firm and capable hands and arose from the massage table revived and relieved. Very positive experience.

Do you look like the hunchback of Notre Dame after too much time in front of your computer watching cat videos?
The girls at Holistic Remedial Massage will work out those knots and tension. They’ll massage you in that «I’m not quite sure if this feels good or bad» kind of way which will have you taking deep breaths and going to your happy place so you don’t whimper like a baby.
But trust me, it’s good for you! You will walk out of there feeling like you’ve had three martinis and a muscle relaxant.
— Expect clean, simple rooms.
— Expect relaxing music (but not the dolphin kind) and a bit of noise from the outside arcade.
— Expect strong pressure and poking fingers that will work every muscle in to submission.
— Expect to drool just a little.
— Expect to pay $ 70 for an hour long massage (neck, shoulders, back and legs) and expect to get an immediate refund from your health insurance provider.
— Expect that you will want to go back on a regular basis and that getting an appointment (sometimes on the spot!) will be relatively easy.