The Palace Gallery

Went there with my wife 3 nights in a row, good looking ladies, however never was approached by a dancer for a private dance despite tipping the ladies dancing and informing them we were interested in a private dance. On each occasion the dancer would finish on stage and then bypass us without a second glance and go talk to a single guy or group of guys.

I can’t believe I was the first to write a review on this place.
So I took the lyrics of DownTown by Petula Clark and dare I say, made them better?
When you’re alone
And life is making you lonely,
You can always go… to the palace
(wear a collar, trust me)
When you’ve got worries,
All the petticoats in a flurry
Seems to help, I know, at The Palaaaace
Just love the music playing to the bounce of all the titties
Linger at the back stage where darkness makes girls more pretty
How can you lose?
(marital vows and money don’t count)
The lights are much subtler there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
To the palace, things’ll be great when you’re
At The Palace, no finer place for sure,
The Palace, the ATM’s waiting for you
Don’t hang around
And let your problems surround you
There are stripper shows, downtown
Maybe you know
the palace is the place to go to
Where they never close, downtown
Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossanova
Spend your life savings on a dance before the night is over
Happy again…(and poorer)
The lights are much kinder there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go
To The Palace, where all the girls are tight,
The Palace, waiting for you tonight,
The Palace, you’re gonna be alright now
(Before you get your credit card bill)
Downtown
(Hindley street)
And don’t forget not to throw coinage on the stage,
If a girl trips over its sure to put her in a rage
And you’ll be thrown out on the street
Just like last weeekkkk
So, maybe we’ll see you there
We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares and go
To The Palace, things’ll be great when you’re
At The Palace, don’t wait a minute more,
At The Palace, the ATM’s waiting for you
(like your wife at home)
The Palace (no exposed tattoos) The Palace (make sure you wear a collar and some shoes)
The Palace (lots of overpriced booze!) The Palace (They’re always on the newwws)
(repeat and fade out)
(with finger clicking)
Pretty sure that sums up everything.